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Len can say it... Why no You?
With explanation in RED for the analyzing impaired
About ads.- In a free country nothing is for free, and if it is you will pay dearly.
About ads.- You do not buy the best, you buy what THEY tell you to buy. (They been the Mad Men (advertising). If you do not know something exist, impossible that you will want to buy it)
About armies.- They are like fences, to protect you or to confine you. There is no way to lay a fence that do not work in both way.
About African-Americans.- Most ancestors came to America looking for freedom, most black ancestors lost it.
About African-Americans.- It always will be a black part white, never a white part black.
About America.- The land of the wannabe, if you are blind you wannabe a driver.
About America.- The land of rich communists and the poorest capitalists. Everyone of the super rich try to be the only one that controls the money and the market (communists) while the not so rich behave like they have a capital at their disposal but under the control of the big boss (capitalists). Think about it!)
About America.- The so call capitalism where monopoly is a habit and equal rights is a no-no. (perfect capitalism is the epitome of monopoly that is the perfect communism that eliminate choices. Think about it!)
About Americans.-I get so thrilled by Americans, everybody thrive to be different while all are dancing at the same tune.
About critics.- As vain, ignorant and unqualified as the movie critics in the NYT (just watch a movie and read the critic later)
About drugs.- The money in drugs is not in selling or buying, is in moving it.
About experts.- Experts commentators are the best probe of the upward failure theory. (after they fail on their endeavors, they graduate to experts!!)
About freedom.- Let establish a tyranny to avoid tyrants
About government.- Foreign policy is dictate by naive shopkeepers
About government.- Ineptitude with insufficient cover... sounds like a lie
About government.- If you follow an idiot leader...You are an idiot!
About heroes.- If a war prisoner happens to be a hero, well Japan must be the epitome of heroism
About high oil prices.- To elect a Republican takes a lot of money in advertising.
About historians.- I have no time for so many thing pass, give me your best conclusion
About Human Rights.- As well protected as copyrights in the Internet
About illegal.- Micro-Computers funding fathers make their living based on illegal telephone machines, now they own telephone companies
About illegal.- More fortunes are made on illegal stuff, after that is not illegal anymore
About illegal.- Prostitution is illegal but some police women play that role, legally. (undercover agents)
About John McCain.- I am wonder if at anytime he used a toilette seat as a picture frame
About justice.- Keep the rights of felons, victims still have left.
About Karl Rove.- He always reminds me of Get Smart phrase: It's a shame he didn't use his politic for niceness instead of evil.
About media.- It contains more bull than 1/2 hour of History channel
About new gangsters.- New gangsters do not break legs, they force upgrade.
About news.- FOX is pronounced FO that happens to be the Spanish onomatopoeia for STINK
About news.- Only an ignorant will find flip-flop wrong. Computers will be worthless without it.
About news.-Terms like "junk," "hack," "bigot," and "hypocrite." ... spells like Fox News
About news.- Is hard to settle, Are they factual or a fiction preview?
About oil.- If you want free used fuel move to Los Angeles, they have plenty on the air
About oil.- We take that ugly thing from the guts of the earth without thinking what for the Supreme Creator put that thing there.
About Obama.- Only half a term like a senator and you already know everything?
About parties.- Republicans are in so bad shape that they have to appeal to Reagan for a hero.
About parties.- The only conservation to a conservative is his/hers own money and satisfaction
About parties.- The only thing that a liberal liberated is hate
About people.- Dummy people think that ethnic jokes does not differentiate in gender except about blondes ones.
About politic.- So many choices and we always end up between dumb and dumber
About politicians.- Behind every bad actor there are always a mediocre politician and a worse statesman
About politicians.- Show me a poor senator and I'll show you a rich lie.
About polygamy.- Polygamists have to fight the jealousy and resentment between their wives.
About polygamy.- Monogamist fight polygamist to avoid jealousy and resentment from their own wives
About profiling.- A person with a turban worries about me, I worry about the ones with a flag or a cross in the lapel
About propaganda.- Propaganda is a picture of King Herod giving mouth to mouth resuscitation to a kid.
About propaganda. Propaganda is like a movie set, a beautiful facade with pieces of wood for support.
About religion.- If God (allegedly) let his son be crucified, Why should I expect a better treatment?
About religion.- If there is only one God, Why so many choices to describe him?
About religion.- The puritans lost sense when burned witches at the stake to preserve the freedom in religion
About religion.- We need God, He does not need us.
About religion.- When preachers talk about God they talk like themselves are the one.
About religious organizations.- In any given city with a lot of poor people there are more churches than shelters
About religious organizations.- How much money does God needs to resolve necessities?
About religious organizations.- The bigger the cathedral the closest they feel to God.
About religious organizations.- Some religions (o sects) emphasizes in health like man were a wrong design.
About republicans.- Republicans love America, they just hate the people that live in it
About republicans.- Republicans became conservative when senators got a raise on salary
About riches.- To be rich is a case of mental state, to spend like a rich is a State Mental case.
About school.- Show me a foreign graduate of an American military school and I will show a prospective dictator
About school.- Show me a Harvard graduate and I will show you somebody that expend a lot of money in education.
About school.-Show me a Yale graduate and I will show you somebody that knows how to handle taxpayers.
About school.- You go to school to learn how to learn, life will teach you what.
About sports.- I though the Olympics games will probe which is the best country because avoiding war has been a failure.
About sports.- The sport is good for the health, but better for upholsters pockets. (people break more sofas than bones)
About sports.- The best sportsperson in the last century is the fan.(the majority just watch)
About Technology.- In every new advance of technology the stupidity in use outnumber the advantages.
About Technology.- Show me a successful company and I will pinpoint the playing nerds behind
About the Constitution .- Judges do to the Constitution what preachers do to the bible...to mess it up.
About the Constitution .- The 2nd Amendment refers to flintlocks and matchlocks muskets.- AK-47 does not apply.
About the Constitution.- The balance of power needs calibration
About the law.- Whoever make the law make the foundations for cheating
About the law.-Law makers are smart people, they worry more about jails than about schools (they go to prison easier than to school)
About the law.- For the police everybody is a suspect until proved innocent. (otherwise, why the handcuff?)
About thieves.- A night thief does not dress in bright colors, they blend with the night
About war.- Bombs and rockets have not addressee name, they are indiscriminate. (you can not predicts who will get the goodies)
About war.- You can't teach how to kill and expect bigheartedness. (is contradictory)
About war.- Support our troops, keep them at home. (people you love you want them safe)
About war.- Show me a decent guy look alike in intelligence (espionage) and I’ll show you a descendant of Judas Iscariot. (No matter what side they are all of them do the same deceiving task)
DEFINITIONS
Define DEMOCRACY.- A variable that depends in the one with the bigger gun. (The stronger is always in power)
Define ELECTIONS.- Voluntary adult's act mean to approve what they despise or else. (damn if you do damn if you don't)
Define FOX news.- Barbie dolls display in a emptied brain nest. (beauties protected by the surrounding of ignorance)
Define FREEDOM.- A convoluted situation conditioned by the amount of food at your disposal. (a full stomach is a happy body)
Define FREE PEOPLE.- Group of humans so high in drugs that they do not feel gravity. (if your mind is satisfy, no matter what, you feel free)
Define FREE PEOPLE.- Group of blind and deaf people unaware of laws. (if you are unaware of the law you (think) are no bound by those.)
Define HISTORY channel.-.Encapsulated modern BS
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If you can prove any statement wrong let me know, I will erase it. (no apologies)
Len can say it... Why no You?
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